If It is Not Serving the Company Well Then Ditch the HR Department – or at least redesign it!

Originally published: 2017-06-23 16:23:54

This article, from American Thinker and reposted below, is very much on the mark. is being ignored by the HR industry as much as they will ignore any conservative thought, never mind organization.

I know as I have seen such happen first hand in the 20+ years I worked as a consultant throughout the U.S. and Europe – the HR department, the enforcer of company policies, is the most political department of most any company, and they lean very Left.

Too many will pretend to listen, however, but like anyone else doing the same, their body language – especially their eyes (and sometimes flaring nostrils) – is always a dead give-away as to whether they are, or not.

There are SOME within the industry that do listen but not many — and they will think about what has been debated.

They understand that a debate is to test themselves, and designed not to test the other.

To them, a hat tip and a thank you — we NEED conflicting thoughts, ideas, philosophies so we can have in-depth debates.

What we don’t need is one side saying everyone else has to think like them, even at the cost of losing liberty altogether…

What we don’t need is tolerance for the like-minded and hate and/or violence for those that are not.

If you’re going to get passionate, get passionate about ideas – not your emotions.

No one ever sharpened a knife on a sponge, though many will try…

Which is exactly why so many cannot think for themselves and need someone, and many times will settle for anyone, to tell them what to think just as long as it agrees with their emotions…

You remember emotions, yes?

That most fickle and least trustworthy of all human traits?

Kind of like an empty sack full of emotions with no place to go…

And too many want to trust their emotions and the emotions of those who are like-minded over actually doing some homework to find out what is true.

As Thomas Lifson, another former Democrat like myself,  editor and publisher of American Thinker, shares in his bio,

“… dreams of perfecting human society always run smack into human nature.”

That repost follows…

No Company Should Have a Human Resources Department

It is a linguistic irony of the modern corporation that those most desolate of resourcefulness and human rapport occupy its Human Resources department.

Consistent with the culture of perverting language and policing words, “Human Resources” is one of those modern terms of which the intended and practical meanings are exact opposites.

If you work for an organization large and unfortunate enough to have a dedicated “H.R.” division – and even, perhaps, if you have been a member of that mirthless, officious cohort – you know of what I write.

Moreover, though your conditioned response is to consider H.R. a necessary evil – after all, someone needs to hire, fire, and ensure that the company avoids legal disputes arising from personnel issues – you sense, on some level, that life would be better if the entire bureau simply did not exist.

Developed in the 1980s to protect corporations from the sudden ubiquity of “sexual harassment” cases, Human Resources departments have persisted and metastasized such that the current generation of workers cannot imagine the world without them.  But, like so many cost-driving, self-perpetuating, control-seeking entities one finds in both the public and private sectors, scrutiny yields that not only are they not good at what they do, but what they do is not good.

Regarding hiring, it is not uncommon for HR personnel to have no training or experience as to the revenue-driving aspects of the organizations for which they work.  This is to be expected, since H.R. is, as noted, a cost-driving enterprise, the make-work nature of which provides, at best, a thin prophylactic against legal trouble.

But consider the bounded rationality of an H.R. person working for, say, a software or engineering company, tasked with laying out the qualifications and sifting through the résumés of applicants while lacking expertise in that field.

Certainly, he will receive guidance from the department head seeking a new employee, but the deficit of knowledge regarding the actual job dictates that the H.R. person does not know what to look for.

This is how you get nonsense prerequisites for posted positions such as “minimum 5 years’ experience” or “English or journalism degree required.”

As to the former, perhaps one applicant served five years in a cubicle, accomplishing nothing of consequence for a competitor, while another evinced prodigy-like skills in a shorter period of time and wishes to bring them to bear for you.

Thanks to a reasonable-sounding yet arbitrary number devised by H.R., the company will most likely hire the lummox and let the superstar slip away.

Pertinent to the latter (and I admit I benefited from this in my early career), jobs that involve writing or media are often gate-kept by requirements of degrees in English or journalism.  Once again, this evinces a misunderstanding by H.R. personnel as to how things work.

One’s capacity for writing financial or news copy, for example, is not aided in the slightest by an English degree’s obligations to read Moby-Dick or The Faerie Queene.  And as for a degree in journalism, suffice it to say sheepskin of this sort makes four years of gender studies look like time well spent.

But again, to an H.R. person who has no idea what his company does or how it makes money, this sort of thing seems perfectly sensible.

To whatever extent Human Resources brings imagination to bear, its operatives discover uncharted ways to infuriate and enervate.  No better object lesson exists than the H.R.-developed online application process.

Profiles must be created – complete with unnecessarily complicated passwords that incorporate upper- and lowercase letters, at least one number, special characters, and an emoji of a smiley whale – before carefully crafted résumés are deconstructed and supposedly “populated” into H.R.’s preferred form.

Invariably, such programs make a dog’s breakfast of the applicant’s curriculum vitae, such that even the most suitable candidates become frustrated at having to correct and readjust every field.  Indeed, the more extensive their experience, the more irritating and time-consuming is this process.

Moreover, the applicant is robbed of the opportunity to present himself as he would like, since H.R. has prioritized its own convenience by making the process uniform.  At what point does a qualified candidate with other options begin to make assumptions about the organization and question his desire to be part of it?

Likewise, Human Resources’ involvement in the termination of employment, whether the person is leaving of his own volition or not, brings out the automaton-voiced worst of H.R. people.

The “exit interview” of a voluntarily departing employee – supposedly undertaken to find areas for improvement within the organization but more properly understood as scanning for potential legal liability – is a nonsense conversation between a person who is dishonest about its purpose and one who no longer cares.

Conversely, the unnecessarily obnoxious, key card-snatching, security perp-walking type of employee termination, designed by Human Resources and punctuated by one of its number uttering passive-aggressive, lawyer-approved disclaimers, is a rare moment in which the minatory nature of HR is laid bare.

Notwithstanding its ineptitude and menace evident at the commencement and conclusion of employment, the greatest organizational damage done by Human Resources occurs during the time in between.  It is unhealthy, on a day-to-day basis, for a coterie that is uninvolved and disinterested in the actual business of an organization to monitor and police those who are working to make it a success.

H.R. types might insist there is a constellation of other, wonderful things included in their work, but make no mistake: their primary purpose is to keep an eye on you.  This is undertaken with scrupulous adherence to the shifting mores of political correctness.  This is how you get “mandatory diversity training” and, true to H.R.’s roots, zero-tolerance policies and terminations for behavior fitting the eternally elastic definition of “harassment.”

Glomming on to an organization’s hull, Human Resources exerts a kind of parasitic authority, since it is neither assigned (inasmuch as H.R. exists outside the traditional chain of command) nor emergent (no one looks to H.R. people for guidance simply because everyone respects them so doggone much).

Consequently, as outsiders with opaque power and picayune priorities, H.R. personnel are often oddly behaved (admittedly, there may be a chicken-and-egg scenario at work here).  Again, supervision by peculiar people who do not understand or care if you are good at your job is not conducive to esprit de corps.

Perhaps most chilling are those moments when H.R. attempts to show its “fun” side.  If you wonder what the Human Resources folks do when they are not alienating applicants, calling security, or sending stern memos about wearing open-toed shoes or labeling your lunch – this is it.  That cartoon alligator holding a badminton racquet on the flier announcing the first-come, first-serve giant hoagie party in the break room at lunch – that was your H.R.’s associate’s morning.

Related, if you are employed someplace where company time and resources are consumed to make a zany video about the people who work there, you need to find another job at once.  In seriousness, you must commence sending out résumés the moment you are finished reading this essay.

The healthy growth of an organization is measured, in part, by its ability to decentralize.  Human Resources is antithetical to that.  Even a large corporation consists of smaller, interdependent entities, the managers of which, with developed skills pertinent to their fields, know what they need.

As the employment market shifts, with job changes and contract work becoming more common, one hopes Human Resources, that malignant misnomer of the modern corporation, returns to the abyss from whence it came.

Theo Caldwell has been a member of the New York Stock Exchange, the Chicago Board Options Exchange, the American Stock Exchange, and the Kansas City Board of Trade.  He holds degrees in English and management. Contact him at theo@theocaldwell.com.

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